{"product_id":"the-ultimate-excuse-generator-by-mike-barfield","title":"THE ULTIMATE EXCUSE GENERATOR — by Mike Barfield","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAuthor: Mike Barfield\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePublier: Laurence King Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eEnglish language\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eISBN \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e 9781786275257\u003cbr\u003eFormat: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSize:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 2\u003cspan\u003e38 x 62mm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e80\u003c\/span\u003e pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn need of a new excuse? Teacher growing tired of \"the dog ate my homework\"? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Ultimate Excuse Generator\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is here to help! How about trying 'I was late for school because an evil robotic scout leader bowed deeply and then was violently sick in my pocket'? Or 'I didn't make my bed because a hula-hooping spudwrangler landed using a jetpack and wanted a selfie'?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 60 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Ultimate Excuse Generator\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laurence King Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43900279357503,"sku":"hsv1789764871130","price":10.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/4594\/2591\/files\/the-ultimate-excuse-generator-by-mike-barfield_1.jpg?v=1789764877","url":"https:\/\/openbackclad.shop\/products\/the-ultimate-excuse-generator-by-mike-barfield","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}